April 2012
me: Gaga I love you
Gaga: I love you more
me: NO SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL YOU LOVE ME MORE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
me: DO YOU EDIT PICTURES OF ME IN PHOTOSHOP
me: DO YOU CRY WHENEVER I SPEAK
me: DO YOU WISH YOU COULD BOTTLE THE SCENT OF MY HAIR AND PUT IT IN A SHRINE
me: DO YOU
Gaga:
me:
Gaga:
me:
Gaga:
me: carry on with your concert
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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allyouladiespopyopussylikedis: people who think rihanna is a better dancer than gaga
Apr 30th
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tumblr famous: fuck stop sending me messages
me: omfg 1 message someone actually wants to talk to me
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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hahawhore: My dad thinks I listen to Britney Spears because I think she’s hot
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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vajazzercise: some people are just better than other people
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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The sad life of an international fan
Korean fan: omg I wish I was sitting closer to the stage
International fan: the stream was lagging (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Korean fan: Picked up my CD from the store today (◡‿◡✿)
International fan: lol paypal verification
Korean fan: le opens CD
International fan: le checks mail everyday for their cds to come
Korean fan: ᄏ ᄏ ᄏ ᄏ oppa 너무 재밌다
International fan: are the subs out yet
Korean fan: noona or someone younger?
International fan: does being 8000km apart bother you or
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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you know how people say “shoot for the moon, even if you miss you’ll land among the stars”? actually, besides the sun, the closest star is over 4 light-years away so if you miss, you’ll just be floating through the dark void of space for the rest of eternity until you are dead, just like your dreams
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me: opens tumblr
me: sees pictures of OTP
me: makes weird noises
me: rolls off bed
me: rolls out window
me: rolls into street
me: rolls off the earth
me: floats into space
me: incinerates in the sun
me: reblogs post
Apr 22nd
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british boys: hey gorgeous, how are you? you look lovely today
australian boys: oi give us a gob cunt
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
arab guys: you want to make friendship
Apr 22nd
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When you're looking forward to coming home and...
Apr 22nd
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WatchWatch
incises: omfg
Apr 21st
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Amazon: As you have recently browsed cat eye and ear care, we thought you might be interested in the current bestsellers.
Me: what is this i dont even have a cat.
Apr 21st