August 2012
crosspin:
you’re cooler than me?
guess that makes me hotter than you
cyberblogging:
these ads are bullshit the only hot single in my area is me
when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
selfinducedcomatose:
i always get mad at myself for not talking to people but when i talk to people i get mad at myself because i dont know how to talk to people
hstyles:
the amount of celebrities i would offer my body to without second thought is astounding
theyellowbrickroad:
wanna know who i have a crush on? hover over this post(:
chaotichumour:
do you ever look at a text post with a lot of notes then notice it’s made by someone you follow and you just feel proud of them
3 tags
princeblainers:
literally me whenever someone talks to my best friend:
Watchpoofenduff:
dark paradise
I hate when i’m trying to blow out birthday candles and little kids try to do it with me like excuse u but it’s not ur birthday so please take a step back
Watch
youaremynirvana:
i love reading ”’tween”’ magazines purely because of the section where they send in their embarrassing moments
i was in a restaurant and i saw my crush who was looking like a total hottie but then i slipped and fell into his lap omg! blush! soooo cringey! - Sally, 13
and i’m like
OH SALLY WHAT ARE YOU LIKE
sleepthroughthealarm:
is that a threat
that looks like a threat
lyssalovescookies:
in 8th grade we thought it would be funny to scare our algebra teacher so when she was writing on the board we all put on dora masks and when she turned around she screamed
Watch
theyellowbrickroad:
“XD muffins” the girl writes as her facebook status while whispering to herself “haha im so random”
odair:
more like
assiest:
you can’t spell thug without hug
txtpostprince:
The only thing Stacy’s mom has got going on, is a court date for a sexual misdemeanor of a child.
Watch
shavingryansprivates:
i see you ridin’ round town with the girl i love and i’ve become an alcoholic emotionless sack of shit thanks to you
